1)Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China.
They decided to becomeAmerican citizens,
and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.

2)"I'm afraid I'll never see you in heaven, Johnny," the Sunday School teachersaid to her most mischievous child.
"Why," questioned Johnny, "What have you been doing wrong?"

3)Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"


4)Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. And on this day, the teacherasked the class where they thought God lived. One little girl raised herhand, and the teacher called upon her. "I think God lives in the sky,because that is where heaven is." the girl replied. "That's good!" said theteacher.
Another little boy raised his hand, and the teacher called on him. "Andwhere do you think God lives?" she asked. Very piously, the boy answered"God lives in each of our hearts!"
"That's VERY good," she smiled.
When she asked a third time, Little Johnny was the only one who raised hishand. Quietly dreading his answer, the teacher asked, "And where do youthink God lives, Johnny?" "In the bathroom." he said. "In the bathroom?" sheasked, puzzled yet unable to stop herself.
"Yes, because every morning my father beats on the bathroom door and screams'GOD, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?'


lol. =D